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Central void of yuppiness or Why some companies are dumb or please lord let me never be THAT pretentious


So today I decided to add a 3rd shelf to the growing number of shelves bolted to my living room wall. A couple months back I bought some shelves from Ikea and had to stain them to get them to match the bookcases that are in my living room. This is anothe one of those, it's a bit darker than the other two but since it's further up you can't really tell. So I ended up putting a rather large book full of shakespeare and the dragon poster I bought at Gencon on it. Honestly it looks pretty good and I am now inspired to actually get things framed and up on my wall! I also decided that since I've been on something of a cleaning and organizing kick that I should go and buy the bookshelf for this one nook I have. It didn't go well.


So, what I want is some sort of modularish shelving thats about 6ft tall by roughly 36-40in wide and about 12 - 14in deep. I originally thought something like Ikea's Gorm collection would work. But sadly it's made of pine, and honestly, not the best quality pine at that. So even if I stain it, which will be a giant mess and nigh impossible as I don't really have the space, It's flimsy and well.. yeah. Not going to work. So I've been pondering what can go there, ohhh it has one more requirement: the electrical breakers for my apartment would be at the back of this, so it needs an open back. So since I've been putting up all this wire shelving at home, and since The Container Store is just up the road in Santana Row, I thought I'd give them a shot. They actually cary some of the really GOOD wire shelving, and since I'm going to be using this rather seriously I would like to make sure it's of some quality. So I give them a call and ask 'do you have the silver/chrome metro shelves in the 14x36in size in stock?' they wander off, come back and tell me that indeed they did. So I decide to trek over there. This too did not go well.


So I get over to Santan Row, and for those of you not in the San Jose area, let me explain Santan Row: It's pure yuppie central. I've sat at a cafe thats on the main drag there, doing my best to spend as little as possible, just to watch the cars drive up and down the main drag. Why? In 10 minutes I saw 3 ferrari's, 2 lamburghini's, a lotus and several other cars that are probably worth more than the total sum of all my assetts. The funny part was, they were all looking for parking spots on the main drag so they can show of their cars, instead of parking in the parking garage like 'normal' people. Anyway, so I get to Santana Row, and I get into the parking garage where people immediately turn dumb. I mean it's unfathomable how people will be fighting for parking spots on levels 1 or 2 of a parking garage where by the time I get to the top level (4th in this case) there are more parking spaces than I can shake a stick at. Lazy human beings! (DARN YOU KAISER PERMANENTE AND YOUR THRIVE CAMPAIGN CONVINCING ME TO PARK FURTHER AWAY SO I WALK MORE!) Anyway, so I park and wander into The Container Store.


The store is fairly quiet, so I head up and run into another gentleman looking at the metro shelving. So this other gentleman gets some assistance and starts pondering some of this shelving for his work (he apparently works at cisco). So yeah, this didn't turn out well. An incredibly nice associate, named Christina, came over to ask the guy who was helping the Cisco employee a question. This is where things start going wrong. He basically starts trying to put some moves on the poor girl and the associate helping him kinda plays along with the whole thing and teases her as well. They end up delaying her while she's trying to help someone else and yeah. So she ends up escaping and I make mention that what the Cisco guy is after is this certain size of the metro shelving he's after, since I'm using the stuff exactly as he wants to use it, at work. Well so now I'm designated a buddy of this guy for just trying to help out, joy. Anyway the Cisco gentleman and the associate go back to talking at some point, half including me though I'm not doing much to stay included, and their conversation quickly devolves to talking about Christina. I wouldn't normally care but when the associate starts commenting about how horny she is to a customer, and they go so far as to call her over to ask her her age - there is something WRONG! Even when she had finally escaped again and some lady who was reasonably attractive walked by at the other end of the isle he gawked and nearly cat called, turned to me and said 'hey I'm single what can I do?'. I genuinely felt sorry for Christina, she seemed lovely from the information that was dragged out of her by those two, and she didn't really seem to appreciate their advances. I did try to divert her from those two, but they didn't make it easy which probably makes me as guilty as they are :-(. And after ALL of that, and getting down there 'ohhh yeah our company doesn't even carry the size of shelf your looking for, we don't have anything for you - can't even special order it.' Joy.


So I'm annoyed and I leave The Container Store empty handed, head over to Crate and Barrel to pick up a replacement plate since I chipped one of mine and so the trip wasn't a total waste. Get my plate and leave. Parking garage is again a pain, and when I get out I get dumped onto the main drag. As I was looking out my car trying to get back to a normal street is boggled my mind at how yuppie they all were. It was just dripping with it. I ended up punch some deep base techno / grunge up on my car's stereo, turned up the volume and had to drive all the way down and all the way back to get to where I wanted to go.


Only thing I could do to try and bring reality to yuppievill.

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Today, I am a quarter centuary old.


All told it's been a good day, spent most of it up in 'The City' (San Francisco). Had lunch with an old Orion co-worker, which was good to catch up. Hung around up in the city just being a bum and wandering really, I've got a couple of blisters to prove the wandering. It was good, got to think a bit see the city some more and generally just explore more of the area around where I live (well SFO is actually about 45 minutes north but still). Had dinner at the Bistro Boudin, and since Brian and Kathleen moved out here we are semi-sorta restart the tradition of the shared birthday. We'll do a better job of it next year but it was a reasonable start. I'm actually quite stuffed, and I bought some of their asiago sourdough bread to bring home.


We came back to my, now, mostly clean and semi organized apartment for a delicous cake that Kathleen made. I have a couple of ideas for Kathleen's birthday (which is in a couple of days) so she better keep her eyes peeled for a surprise ;-) (Note: I know I have to take pictures of the apartment!!! Particularly the office since few of you believe it could ever get better.)


All in all the day was a really good day, very busy day (in an odd sense) but a good day! Thank you all for making it a good birthday!





Well there was one odd point, that is sadly keeping me up. Got an e-mail that has me very confused. It's not the first e-mail thats done this to me, nor do I expect is it the last. In the end I don't know what to do about it. There's a fair amount of pain still lingering with me associated with this e-mail, pain I'm fairly sure will never go away. I'll have to sleep on the e-mail, figure out what I'm going to do about it - maybe talk to my little sister about it see what she thinks about it. I think in the end I just wish I knew why the e-mails started? Did something happen? Who knows? <joke>ONLY THE SHADOW KNOWS!</joke>

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So I'm sitting here tonight, being a bit depressed. Gencon is coming up in a couple of days and I'm really looking forward to it and I know my Brother is too. He's going to be flying in on his own - hopefully the curse of flying is not hereditary.


So speaking of my infamous flying curse, it's struck again AND WITH A VENGENCE! But I get ahead of myself. So HPA and I went to OLS this year. It was pretty darned awesome, from going drunking with Alan Cox (who turns out to be one of the coolest guys on the planet) to Ralf Bächle who's the Mips Linux maintainer (another very cool guy). Went to some excellent talks, which mainly seemed to focus on (para-)virtualization and filesystems. Even got talked into doing some stuff with Busybox and Klibc by HPA and Rob Landley.


Beyond the conference, Ottawa was utterly gorgeous! When they say that Ottawa is one of the pretties G8 capitals on the planet, they really mean it. Wow. I'm not sure I can eve describe it, it was just amazing, and parliment was gorgeous, though I do still swear that Serious Sam II modeled the end after it to a degree. Saw the lighting of Parliment was pretty cool too, apparently they do it twice every night which is awesome. I'm definately looking forward to going next year.


Anyway, so yes the curse came back to haunt me in it's normal fasion, sneaking up on me and beating me with a stick. I've posted a detailed copy of the conversation I had with Brian when I got home. The short version is that when I went to get onto the plane from Toronoto to San Francisco, they kindly told me I didn't have a seat, while HPA borded the aircraft. I went and started to talk to the people up front and about 4 minutes later they closed the aircraft. It seems that their computer got confused on how long I was in Toronoto and instead of me being there 3 hours thought I was only going to be there 45 minutes and wasn't going to make the flight - along with 5 other people (which we all were standing there trying to get on) and 20 minutes before the plane boarded they gave 6 seats away to the standby passengers.


My biggest complaint about the whole thing isn't that my seat was given away, which they did the right thing... sorta, it's that they gave it away without CHECKING if we were there or not. I mean I had been sitting there for 3 hours, they claimed they bumped me because my luggage wouldn't make it - turns out my luggage made it home on the flight with HPA, and I had to spend a night without my luggage. It was a pretty bad SNAFU on their part and it disturbed both me and HPA since he sat next to a gentleman named Jack instead of John.


So yeah, my birthday is coming up later this month, and I've been taking stock a bit. I'm going to be a quarter of a centuary old. Roughly 1/3 - 1/4 of my life is over. Decided to track down a few people, see where they are at with their lives - mainly just flexing my google foo, and tracking down old blogs and what not. There were a couple that genuinely made me sad that I was pushed from their lives. Well pushed isn't the right word, torn asunder from would be a better phrasing. Old wounds have itched a bit over some of the digging and it hasn't been exactly pleasant. While I miss them I know that it's the past and the wounds of old while scabbed and grown over are there, they are real, but it's the past and will stay there. I'm truely sorry, I really am.


The world isn't all bad, though there's a dark cloud over it, the sun will shine again - and I'm looking forward to it. Ok enough with me being mopey! The world isn't that bad, and I'm walking my own path, and I'm proud that I'm still walking it, and I'm enjoying the trip!

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So for all of you who actually still follow my exsistance I thought I'd give you an update so that you know I'm not dead yet. I'm alive, doing fairly well, and things are going well. I ended up going back to the farm last month and going to the last extended family High School graduation for roughly 18 years. It was a good trip, got to see some great family that we still aren't entirely sure how we are related but we know we are releated and that's just that! It was a good trip, the corn is coming in really well.


Quick side note: I'm sitting here watching the Barbeque episode of Elton Brown and it just told me happily that Bucaneer actually comes from 'he who barbeques' isn't that amusing? I love the food network!


Anyway Brian D. has been out here the last couple of days as I got him hooked up with a pretty sweet interview with Rob M., my old boss from Orion. The whole thing looks like it's going to turn out well, now I just have to finish convincing him that moving out here is a GOOD thing. But I fully realize that this is going to be anything but a simple decision, particularly complicated by the fact that he's looking at moving across the country and he needs to discuss and ponder the whole thing with his wife. I would love to see them out here but I also know that it might not work out for other reasons. To the best of those two no matter what!


So we've been doing the touristy stuff the last couple of days, went to frys, the Computer History Museum (we got a tour co-done by Steve Russell the gentleman who created the first computer game - Spacewar!), Sharffenberger Chocolates (did the tour and ate their chocolate), Did Fisherman's Warf, saw both the silverized guy and the man who hides behind the bush in San Francisco, went to and trapped all around Alcatraz, saw Lombard Street, ate at Boudin and rode on a cable car. All in all a good weekend.


Though a quick point of math concerning Lombard street that Brian D. and I are asstonished at. Given that Lombard street (at it's curviest section) is 433.33 feet long linearly (Google maps + a ruler ( 6.5 inches / 3/4 inches ) * 50 feet). Also given that Lombard street is at a 27deg angle ( Wikipedia ) and given that cos(27deg) * 433.33 SHOULD be the height of the street, that works out to be 386.102826851 feet tall. That's a HUGE drop over that distance. It's a rather amazing sight really, though I'm not sure I would ever drive it.


Anyway it's like 12:22am and Brian D. flys out of here at 6:20am or some ungodly hour like that so i need to crash so I can drive him to the airport. Hopefully I'll be picking him up from the airport again in a few weeks, but we'll see. Out.

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Wow. Is it worth even apologizing for the world ganging up on me for the past few months. The world has been going crazy on me since November, and I suppose I should cactch you all up on it. Particularly since I can now speak about all of it publicly.


Well up for starters, lets go back to December. I was grousing around how California didn't have any snow, how the weather was abysmally nice and that was about it. I was working on an open source project within Orion called OpenSSI. Basically a set of extensions and patches to the Linux kernel which allow an entire cluster to more or less function and act as a single multi-processor machine. It's got some very nice features and I was tasked with bringing it up on our clusters. To be honest I loved working on it and I was able to show at SC'05 a running demo of a full 96 node OpenSSI 1.9.x cluster. To the best of my knowledge, at the time, it was the largest running running OpenSSI cluster.


So because of some interest by a large and prestigeous University in Boston, and the opportunity to sit down with some of the OpenSSI developers in person I got a trip to Boston in December! For those of you who know me, I love Boston, and Boston in the winter is a good treat! So a couple of days before Christmas I jumped on a JetBlue flight from San Jose to Boston. For those of you who have an opportunity to fly on JetBlue, take my word, it's TOTALLY worth it! I had a redeye flight into Boston, I didn't sleep much on the plane but the fact that there was a TV in the headrest in front of me made it a lot easier to deal with. I got into Boston at 4 or 5am, made it over to my Hotel and crashed for a couple of hours.


After I had gotten a smattering of sleep, I headed out for the meating and was able to show off the 12 node cluster I had flown out with (Sidenote: we had a fantastic carrying case for the 12 nodes! Basically one of the hardcases with wheels and a nice pull handle, made flying with it a breeze) The demonstration went really well and the following discussions were good as well. After the meeting I walked back to the hotel (only about 6 or 10 blocks or so) and called up Sean, buddy of mine from Iowa who had the lucky fortune to move to Boston. We went and had dinner at Cheers (the tourist Cheers not the 'real' place) and had a good time. It was good seeing him, and the bum was enjoying Boston - I will have to move up there just to mock him at some point ;-)


Anyway I was able to convince Orion to let me stay over a couple of extra days in Boston so I went and stayed with Karl. That was absolutely awesome, I hadn't seen him in a while and it was good hanging out with him for several days. Was able to go to Legal Seafood with Karl, Sean a very cute munchkin Karl and I were watching for her parents and myself. Awesome food, as always, and the jokes about it being the Legal Seafood across from the Boston Aquarium were well placed. I love Boston!


Anyway got to spend several days hanging out with Karl and his friends who were all awesome! Wandered around Boston a bit, and generally got to have a good time 'back home'. So yeah flew back to San Jose on Christmas day. It was an awesome trip, and very productive.


Well I did new years with HPA, his wife and my boss Rob. We watched Happy Tree Friends, and shot off a whole pile of bang makers. It was a good evening and Happy Tree Friends are delightful little shorts full of death and mayham, we enjoyed them throughly.


Well all told Janurary was pretty quiet... well until Janurary 31st. Janurary 31st was a day that I will not quickly forget. ::sighs:: the long and the short of it is - Orion Multisystems closed up shop that day. I found out that afternoon while I was at an offsite meeting, a phone call from my boss was answered with 'is the news good or bad', the responce was 'bad'. Needless to say I excused myself form the meeting and rushed back to the office. It was strange cleaning out my cube and the office I had been working out of, Rob, HPA and I were wandering around joking and generally singing "It's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine!" We were all really sad though - we really liked working at Orion. But we had our walking papers, and everyone was pretty upset. Needless to say for the first time in more years than I can remember I was 100% unemployed. That was a new experience.


Well by the end of February I had found a new job, working with a company who's making a product I am pretty darned excited about. I'll talk about them a little later but suffice it to say they are doing something very cool, and their philospohy was a key selling point in my taking the job.


Anyway, life has been busy since than. Lot of stuff going on at work, flew back home for Ayyam'i'ha and spent a week hanging out with the family. The company I'm working for exhibited at Embedded Systems Conference (ESC), Rob and Tristan were out here in February which was cool - I enjoyed having them out here and I'm hoping to get them back here again soon. March and April have been busy and crazy. Last week I bought a new Gary Fishter Advanced bike as my co-workers have been making me jealous of riding into work.


Well the world is still being crazy, things are starting to calm down - thank goodness. I've had enough excitement for a while. I'm signed up for OLS this year, and going to Gencon in August as well. I wish I had more antics in this posting, but the world has been throwing me more curveballs than normal, look at Orion for instance. Anyway it's late now, it's not even the 4th anymore ;-) I'll catch you all on the flip side and try and keep you all (probalby like 2 of you) informed of whats going on.

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I realize I've been quiet for almost 2 months (there's a lot going on, trust me I'll write it up soon) However I have found the cutest monkey on the planet.



Love the Monkey!!!

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Was talking about cars with some friends today, and how some repair shops are just abysmall (sorta like this frelling abysmally nice weather in California! Someone make this nice weather stop, make it cold and give me snow darn it! I'm never going to be a "real" Californian...)


Anyway the conversation drifted a little and we started talking about The Car Clinic (Europe) in europe, and the WONDERFUL finished work they provided someone.


http://cats.meow.at/~mariab/2005-12-08/


Isn't it just the most wonderful looking thing you've ever seen! I'm honestly a bit amazed they even let it leave looking like that ::shakes his head:: the guys doing the work for the body shop must also for for UPS (I'm still having fun with them at over a month later, joy)

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There will be some updates in the next few days concerning the awesome Halloween party we threw back in I.C. last weekend and the awesome concert / short plays I saw up in S.F. on Halloween.


Been busy with work, very busy. Should start calming down pretty soon, but there are definatly good things going on in that front.


Just finished the latest Harry Potter book. I'm amazed at JUST how much I've come to actually care about the characters in J.K. Rowling's books. She has a style that makes you love the characters or truely despise them. There were a couple of aspects I didn't like all told, but I am definatly looking forward to the next book. It is bound to be dark and insanely sinister.


The stuff from the 24th is resolved more or less. There is a whole wealth of just unhappiness that has been sewn and reaped. In the end I've found another knife, happily planted in my back, and noticably twisted by two different hands. And here I thought I wasn't going to find one of those this time around. ::sighs:: it's a long story to explain why it's there for those of you who aren't in the know, suffice it to say a woman I considered dear put it there.


I just don't even know what to think about the whole thing really. I'm just glad I have a 2000 mile buffer between me and it. To be honest, there's a lot in the world I don't know what to think about right now. I need to go and sit on a mountain for a while and figure it all out......

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Thats it my new theory on life - the world is at a constant state of equlibirum. When things go very well things will eventually go very wrong eventually evening out to a nice medium. The pendulum will swing in either direction but will average out to the mid point (or there abouts).


I've been having two fantastic weeks at work! Major breakthroughs and progress on the stuff I'm working on and just a lot of good things going on. Life has seemed good, stable.... almost "normal" for me.


Today conspired against me to adjust itself back to the medium. Was awakened to the bass of one of my neighbours vibrating through my bed (I could vaguely make out the music and these are concrete walls / floors). The DMV took a lot longer than expected (but I have my new license plates WARTHG9) work was more or less realizing the insane deadlines I need to meet which means I'm going to be putting in a lot of hours tomorrow and Wednesday to try and meet them. And to top the whole day off I got some incredibly bad news about a good friend of mine and an ex-girlfriend. The news worries me a lot actually, and there aren't any good roads I can take with it. Joys of a rock and a hard place :-/


Tomorrow isn't going to be much better because of what I have to do now. ::sighs:: joy

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eCost and why I will never buy from them again


A month ago I ordered a relativly nice Denon AVR-2105 from eCost.com on the recomendation of some guys back up in Madison as they had had good luck and decent prices from eCost. However as of today I still do not have a working unit in my house.


Needless to say I'm rather ticked off.


I recieved a unit some 3 weeks ago, about a week after ordering. After much happiness and about 2hrs of organizing cables and wiring the thing up to everything I proudly turned it on. And not a sound was heard. Ok... maybe it needs some setup. Tried playing with the setup.... nothing, in fact it gives off errors. Hmmm...... 10 minutes of nothing and than *** BOOM *** sound of some such comes blaring out of my speakers at the full capacity of the reciever. Needless to say I'm still not sure my ears are happy with me. After a weekend full of fiddling I determined that something was wrong with the reciever's audio system, as it switched video just fine, because not even the headphone jack would produce sound on a regular basis.


After trying to figure out eCosts's return mechanism out I found this lovely piece of information that was never brought to my attention at any point through the checkout process.


In addition, the following products are not returnable, and all sales of these items are final. This policy is necessitated by restrictions imposed by the respective manufacturers: ........, Denon, ......


Ok THAT sucks and I should have been informed of that prior to purchase. So I called up Denon, talked with them, they agreed it was broken somehow and that they could fix it but that I'd have to ship it to them. Fine. They also said call up eCost something isn't right with that policy.


So I did. I talked to someone who mumbled the entire time, I asked at least once for them to clarify something but they wouldn't clear up what they were saying. After getting an RMA and stating I wanted them to replace the item they kindly told me "We are out of that model".... Ok so where does that leave me? Something was mumbled about something else but they didn't expound and I disheartendly gave up and decided to call back the next day.


The next day I call and ask whats going on (this is after I've sent an e-mail asking to be contacted mind you with the same concerns I called about). I was told they suddnely had 6 in stock and they weren't sure why I was told they had none (ok most of my concerns now vanish yay) however they forward my phone call stuff off to the Denon person in the company and they will call me back.


Ok I pack the blasted thing up, and pay another $30 to ship it back to them (stupid big and heavy thing). A week goes by, they get it and I call to see where things are at. I'm informed my money has been returned. ** WHAT? ** I tell them that I explicitly wanted it replaced. They look back through their logs seeing I said "replace" several times and go ahead and do up an order to replace the unit. Fine, can I have the tracking number because UPS around here is stupid? No? Ohhh I can call on Monday and get it, thats fine.


I than watch the money returned to my bank and the next day taken back out (at least they aren't charing me shipping to get the thing here this time) Monday rolls around so I call and ask for the tracking number. "I can't give you the tracking number." ** WHAT?! ** "It will be there on Friday." Fine...


Yesterday was Friday, I couldn't make it home before the apartment office shutdown so I stopped by today... no package. eCost doesn't have weekend hours at all so I can't call and ask where the thing is or whats going on. Come Monday I'm calling eCost and I'm demanding to talk to a manager, this is getting rediculous, particularly when I could wander down the street to Best Buy and pick up the AVR-2106 (the current model slightly upgraded not a big deal) for getting close to what I've paid for the AVR-2105 plus all the extra shipping.


Please SOMEONE tell me I'm being unreasonable that when I buy a $300 piece of electronic euipment and than spend another $80 shipping it all over the country, waiting a month to get something to work that thinking eCost should have contacted me on their own (they have NEVER contacted me, I have always contacted them) and at least told me what was going on?

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Peeking behind the curtains


First and foremost - CONGRADULATIONS are in order to Mary and Noah! On Saturday they become the proud parents of Michale Scott A., baby and mom are doing fine - dad is more insane than normal. But all told I'm estatic for them!!! Those two are going to make great parents and I HOPE they write that book: Parenting D20 style ;-)




Beyond that life has been mundane (almost) caught a concert series on Saturday with Scott, bands of note (that were good) The Arcade Fire and The Killers. Bands of note NEVER to see live in concert again - Modest Mouse (I like their music it just did NOT translate to stage at all). That was cool, Noah happened to call in the middle of one of the intermissions to let me know about his joyous news! It was a good concert.


Sunday I stopped by the Ren. Faire for one last time this season. It's really a lot of fun and I'm seriously considering being a player next year. Did vaguely make some romantic overtures towards a young lady, who in classic me messing up with women, happened to already be happily married. Doh! Well no harm, no foul and generally seems to be the way the world works for me. Did get some awesome pictures of the whole thing though, and I hope people enjoy them.


In the Wizard of OZ there is the man behind the curtain, the one pulling the strings of what people can actually see. As I grow older I keep getting peeks behind that curtain at how the world really is, sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry and a lot of the time I have to slightly re-adjust my view of the world. I got another glimpse behind the curtain tonight.


All I can say is the workings behind the curtain are a lot more interesting and complex than the facade would have you think.

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This came to me tonight in the very small minutes of the day. Take it as you will, I'm not explaining why it came to me.


the twists of fate that women weave upon the hearts of men, to live or die we do not know for we are merely puppets in their games. Though these puppets may not know the course they take, they feel the pain just the same. To go on ever forward not knowing where to go

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The strange world we live in & Why marketers don't understand the geek world.


The last few weeks have been an interesting experience in how the world works. Things have been stressful, panicy and at least for me lately a bit nervewraking to downright scary. Things finally don't look like they are getting worse, but I'm not out of the woods yet, I still have a very hard decision to make in the next couple of days... and I'll be honest, I don't know what I'm going to choose. Regardless the apartment made some progress today, and I finally got a couple of snaps of the digs. It's a mess but I'll get them posted soon so people can laugh at how messy my place is currently (and how badly I need to go and buy more shelving!)


To add to the strangeness, the peaks and vallies my life has been going through one of my little projects went live last night over on http://www.kernel.org/faq/. I'm pretty happy about it, and people seem to actually be reading it.... I've had 6 e-mails on it already ;-)


Today I ran across a very interesting website http://www.delltechforce.com/. It's premise is taht Dell has partnered with a bunch of companies to try and take the place of larger mainframe deployments. While in a lot of cases that makes sense (mainframes have really moved more towards large database servers or other very very beefy systems) dell has a UNIQUE view of this task force, or at least their marketing people do. For starters they had EMC2 while this wouldn't be too amazing except.... EMC2 is very closely linked to mainframe systems. DOH! But it gets better...


Next up is Oracle, the software company that provides the de facto standard in enterprise level commercially produced databases. Now here's another strange gotcha.... Oracle has been known to run on mainframes before (or at least my understanding is that they have been) Strike 2 for the marketing team. Now lets go in for Strike 3 (there are 4 strikes to this game) Strike 3 is that both Microsoft and Redhat are put right next to each other on the screen, the marketing people are basically saying that Redhat is just as good and powerful as Microsoft's solution, ala Linux is just as good as Windows. (putting my personal feelings aside obviously thats a MAJOR blunder in the view of Microsoft and I'm sure that Dell will hear about it at some point).


Strike 4 the killing shot - Redhat is a distributor of Linux. Linux is a very fine OS, and it runs on a whole lot of different hardware.... including mainframes! So of all the vendors that these little short videos show, most of the "tech force" are actually companies that are also in the "big iron" world!


I dunno I just chuckled when I realized how silly most of these commercials were. I'm a geek, I admit it.


Someone beat me up and drag me out of this apartment more often ;-)

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The Move


Uneventful really, which I'm quite happy for. It took a total of 3 days for stuff to be in Des Moines, to the apartment complex had their keys back. The guys helping me get the stuff out of the apartment deserve way more than the dinner I got them, I have some evil thoughts now on how to make it up to them, braving 90 - 100 degree weather, and a 3rd floor walk up apartment (I vow, never again). My parents also deserve a huge thanks. The apartment was spotless when we left, and I couldn't have done it in such short time without them. They also kindly let me store all my stuff in the garage while I apartment shopped out in Cali.


The new pad is South of downtown San Jose, not very far from a couple major highways and expressways. I've got a stunning view out all my windows of the mountains in the distance, and I'm on the 3rd floor again. This time however, there is an elevator ;-) Dad drove out with me in the Budget rental truck (HIGHLY recommended, Budget has newer trucks, they are cleaner and just nicer to deal with than U-Haul. Nothing Against U-Haul, but Budget is cheaper and cleaner.) We pulled the whole trip off in driving time 28hrs or so (roughly the same as what it took me in my car) We started late on Monday, and we had apartment keys before 5pm on Wednesday. HPA & DrSuzi helped me and dad get the stuff into the apartment. Didn't take too long and it was relatively painless all told.


There have been requests for pictures of the pad, I'm going to try and borrow a digital camera and get them for you all. I'll post them up when I have them. The apartment is a total disaster area. I don't even have my beloved Smaug up and running yet, the computer rack is only half put together (as I'm using the top of it proped on some plastic draweras a desk right now since my desk won't be here for 7-10 more days). So yeah thats where that's at.




Birthday


I apparently got more ancient at some point recently. This also means that a shout out to Sean and Kat are in order as they also got more ancient. Even though we were unable to throw the giant Birthday bash I thought of you guys! We gotta work on another giant bash and get everyone together sometime.


All told it was pretty low key, after work HPA, DrSuzi, my boss, co-worker and a buddy of mine from Iowa City went toe Dave and Busters. Dave and Busters is like Chuckey Cheese, only for adults, and with switches for nice people to come scurrying over and take my drink order while I play the game. It was kinda nice, just kinda wandering around and arcading with people. I'm kinda in the mood for a lan party, need to poke people into doing this.


Not much else to tell on that.


Gencon


Was awesome, as usual. I had a lot of fun and it was a really good trip. My younger brother joined the crew for the first time, and I think he's already pestered me into agreeing to pay his part of the room bill next year so he can come again (bum, but he's in college trying to pay his way). Also my girlfriend jumped onboard last minute and came out and hung with a bunch of crazy gamers, she even got into it and bought a corset while we were out there and painfully forced me to lace her up while we were there. OHHHHH the pain ;-) (for the record she claims I'm pretty good at it)


In general though, this was obviously an off year when compared with the last two. Nothing really big happened, White Wolf didn't have anything spectacular to wow us with, it wasn't the 30th anniversary of Dungeons & Dragons. The shwag was way down, and I didn't see a lot of new games floating about. Highlights though: Serenity the rpg was there, I tried to snag a copy but they were sold out (they could only get 500 copies from the publishers before Gencon this year. I put in a pre-order and they promised me a bunch of extra fancy signatures in it when it arrives at my apartment. That reminds me I haven't seen it yet, I wonder where it is :-/


They were showing neat previews out of City of Villians, I'm looking forward to that. Reminds me I need to pre-order that....... (BTW P.A.N.T.S.)


Andrea (the g/f) got me to take my pants off in the middle of everyone at Gencon. Ok it's not that bad, I tried on a UtiliKilt. Honestly, I was surprised I liked it quite a bit. If it wasn't like $250 for the kilt I want I would have bought it than and there! It even fits my laptop in one of the pockets (pictures of me in a kilt and pictures of the laptop in the kilt coming soon)


Zonk, of Slashdot fame, got married a week or so before Gencon. And with the people I usually hang out with, decided that it was his quasi honeymoon and should tease and poke and prod at hime the whole way. They went so far as for a klingon and a blind Federation chaplin to come and serenade the newly weds. Zonk, we love you man and congratz on getting hitched!


I helped with LRPC this year, that was cool. Saw Pat, Sam and Mark, thought not as much as I would have liked (the trip was running on overload to begin with and trying to keep up with everyone was hard) Played SFB canisters again, and for the first year Pat and I didn't kill each other. In fact we didn't even fire shots at each other. (someone make sure neither of us was physically dead!) It was a good game. The creator even stopped by and told us about a very simplified version of SFB he's got cooking. The rule book is apparently MUCH thinner, like 30 pages or so versus the serveral hundred for the rules I currently have for SFB. Andrea even thought it was cool, and was interested in the simplified version. About it really. Looking forward to next year, just not going to stay at the Hilton near the convention center (they screwed up our billing, and just generally weren't that good. I'm still not sure where the billing thing sits. I should check on that) About it really.




Plates and why they hate me


So, in the middle of packing up the plates I had in Des Moines I decided that the scary plates that were serving as my everyday plates weren't going to be coming to California with me. For instance, they do weird things in the microwave like melt, but they aren't plastic (this scared me). So those went to goodwill, and the scary ones from the microwave went into the trash. So when I moved to California I was plateless and pots and panless (those went the same way as the plates)


Replacing the pots & pans was easy. I now have a mix of Farberware Classic, Farberware Millenium, and All-Clad pots & pans. I'm quite happy with this arrangement, but will probably slowly aquire more All-Clad, Le Cruset, and Lodge pieces over time. However the plates proved much less easy to deal with.


After finally deciding on a pattern I could buy locally, and buying it and getting it home (fairly happy and looking forward to being able to eat at home) I went to put them in the dishwasher......... Where I found that the plates were too tall, and prevented the upper washing arm from spinning freely.


::blink, blink::


(Insert explitives including: frelling, poo-flinging, and many other ones I won't mention)


I'll admit, I was seriously considering modding the dishwasher to accomidate the dishes. Several other people's more rational "DON'T DO THAT!!!!!" won, and I didn't. Dismayed, the plates went back and I began a new hunt: for plates I could live with, AND that fit in my dishwasher. (Whirlpool, the maker of this dishwasher, has apologized for the inconvience their stupid lack of forsight has caused me. The dishwasher has a "standard" 10in tub and in only 10in plates will work. The plates I bought were 11in. If your renting, measure your plates. If they exceed 10.5in, check the dishwasher before signing the lease)


So yeah, I'm drawing this story out. After checking two Bed Bath and Beyonds, two Linnen and Things, Target, Wallmart, and several online places I ended up at Crate and Barrel. I wandered around their store, checked prices, debated this and that and after a phone call to the master authority on kitchens (my mom) to check on a couple of things I went with the Crate and Barrel Madison collection. A nice elderly lady was helping me out and scurried off to the back room after a small bit of banter to fetch me my plates and such. While she was ringing me up the following happened


Nice Old Lady: So you must have taste.


My inner monologue: Sales pitch for something incoming, or she doesn't think me in a t-shirt and jeans would normally shop here


Nice Old Lady: Why just last week Steve Job's personal chef was in here buying exactly what you are buying, the 16pc set of the Madison Collection, for Steve Job's everyday place settings.


So apparently Steve Job's and I will be eating off of the same pattern of plates and bowls.


Also to note the Crate and Barrel was the Santana Row shopping center, the words "upscale" don't even beging to cover it: I saw three Lamburgini's and two Ferrari's in the maybe 20 minutes I spent getting to and from Crate and Barrel.




Thoughts on California, and why it's just weird here


California is interesting. It has a lot of cultural and local attitudes very unique to it. This is going to all be from the perspective of San Jose / Bay Area as this is all I've really experienced.


(1) WHY CAN'T I FIND A GOOD GROCERY STORE?!?!?! Seriously, I have within reasonable distance two Albertsons, two Safeways and a Trader Joes. They are all small, and more or less carry the same things (caveat I haven't been to one of the Albertons, I'll try them in the next day or so but I'm not holding my breath) The trader Joes is obviously targeting the organic market, but even than it was only like maybe 10 short isles of stuff.


Things I have not been able to find at all that I have looked for:



  • rasberry cream cheese

  • Dawn Complete - Blue kind (original I believe)

  • Jimmy Dean ready to cook bacon

  • Pillsbury Chedder Garlic oven baked buscuits

  • Garden Of Eatin Black Bean Tortilla Chips - low or no salt variety

  • Almond Flour (local friend is looking for it not me)

(list may not be complete it's what I can remember off the top of my head)


So I don't know what to do at this point, I'm willing to expand out in the hopes of finding what I'm looking for, but I don't think I'm going to find it :-/ I'm also truely confused about why a grocery store has an entire isle devoted to computer things, cables, ink cartridges, etc. Thats the job of an office supply store not the job of a grocery. Give me a better grocery!


(2) California is based on the idea of service industries. This one just kind of dawned on me today while I was watching my car get washed. Most car washes out here are a 3 stage process (from what I can tell) They vacume your car out, not amazingly but it's pretty decent enough to get the worst of the dirt out. The normal car wash machine washes your car. Lastly a small horde of people decend upon it and clean the inside, and dry the outside, clean the windows with like windex on the inside, tire grease your tires, etc. It's quite a sight to be seen, and something I'm going to have to get used to. I don't mind detailing the inside of my car, I'll spend a good amount of time doing this, but since I'm out here I know it would be more difficult to do that. Regardless it got me thinking about a few things. There are a lot of duplicated stores around here. Within a 30 mile radious of my apartment there are like 10 - 15 bed baths and beyonds. Within 5 Miles there are 2 Albertsons, 2 Safeways and a couple more smaller grocery stores. there are 5 targets within what I'd consider reasonable driving distance, and a new one to open soon. There are 4 home depots within easy reach of my apartment.

Businesses also seem to try and distinguish themselves by offering you more service to make things more convient or easier on you. Safeway for instance has the ability to shop online and have your groceries delivered. Every home Depot I've seen has a huge selection of rental tools, from normal household tools to huge pieces of equipment (this was never seen out in the midwest or in the north east that I can remember). I'm sure if I think more I can come up with other businesses that go out of their way to make things easier for the consumer. There are two large populations that make this possible: a large number of people with a good chunk of change, silicon valley houses are anything but cheap and a large population of immigrants willing to work for cheap just to start the process of carving out a good life for themselves.


ok it's late and I'm now tired. I'll expound on this more later. I might even keep a running log of things I can't find but I know exist and are still made somewhere else on the site in case people can point me to where I can find them......


Post Note: I got new plates for my car since I had to register out here, I have temporary ones right now but I will eventually be the driver of the "WARTHG9" car ;-)

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The cats out of the bag now, for anyone who actually reads this the news that I've been hinting at and hiding under my hat for so long is finally out and in the open: I'm moving to California & Silicon Valley.


I've just accepted a new job with Orion Multisystems, I'm going to be working on the software distribution group on the linux distribution in the systems. I'm VERY excited at this point, but as you can all imagine it's a big change and I'm still reeling from the changes as they dawn upon me to a degree.


As you can all guess I've been keeping this under my hat for a while, as you can imagine, but now that the cat is out of the bag let it be known. So let it be sung from the roof tops! Sorry to keep you in the dark for a while, just a lots been going on, and there's something else new too which I'm going to include in an e-mail, if you haven't heard what that is e-mail me and ask.


A lot is going to be happening and going on, poke me please I'm probably going to need it!

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Twice in one month! Heaven forbid!


Hey all I've had some pretty awesome stuff go down in the last couple of weeks, I'm going to try and sum up what I can, and there are a few things I won't toss out here as they aren't finalized but there is some cool stuff coming down the road.


First up, an incredible shout out goes to my little sister She just recently dragged me up to Cedar Falls and the University of Northern Iowa to see her 1 minute and 30 second of fame and glory for her 2 1/2 months of hard work on SWEENEY TODD. To qoute my little sister "It's a lovely story about rape, murder and canabalism..." Which by the way does sum it up, however it was really quite enjoyable and I'm glad I went. Molly ended up working on some masks that were used, and there were a lot of them, I'm going to guess around 50 or soand they all looked fantastic! I wish I had pictures, but sadly I don't (Molly toss some up!).


Molly also introduced me to a couple of people from Cedar Falls, in particular there was a lady by the name of Annie she was quite anxious for me to meet. I'm guessing Annie didn't actually believe that I exist, and that I was merely a phigment of Molly's imagination. Not much else to tell about the trip, except DANG the UNI dome is big! It is truely a giant structure, and something completely unexpected from Iowa. Side note I like UNI's stage for the performing arts better than ISUs




Moving on in the list of updates; I've been turned into a South Park character!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kathleen, Brian's wonderful wife, apparently has been found to have WAY, WAY, WAY too much free time on her hands, and not only turned me into a South Park charater, but has also turned most of her friends into South Park characters as well! It's pretty awesome all told, however look at how many images she has spent, and it seems, a fair amount of time creating... I SOOOOOO need to harnes this free time, with it I could.... well ruling the world is out it's not quite that powerful... mmmmmmm dunno something but it would be AWESOME!




For those of you who have been thinking I have lost my mind, good news! I might have ;-) At Gencon this last year I bought an absolutely fantastically cool game called "Ogre Bash" from Cloud Kingdom Games. If you've been to Gencon, you know these people as the riddle guys. But they really do put a lot of thought into what they do, and I commend them for it. Well about 30 seconds after getting home from Gencon, I promptly LOST the copy of Ogre Bash that I had bought. Hadn't even opened the packaging on it. Fast forward to last weekend (yeah it's something like 8 or 9 months later) I'm doing some minor cleaning and just HAPPEN to open a duffle bag sitting, litterlly, 1 foot away from my computer chair. Whalah, there's my copy of Ogre Bash! I felt like an idiot, however went to the new Bostons and played the game. General thoughts on Bostons: Drink selection need serious work, particularly with Old Chicago just down the road (Note: this means I can't play my semi-infamous waitor / waitress game :-( ). The food is good though, I would probably rank the food a bit better than Old Chicago. The tables are also a fair bit bigger and thus makes invading a table and playing games easier / better.


The stuff that's missing from here, suffice it to say, is all awesome as well. I wish I could tell everyone all the stuff / good news thats running around, but I can't QUITE yet. Hopefully the next time I blog I can spill all the beans I've got stashed away.


Anyway, time to get back to doing other productive stuff.


Parting note, I've finally started posting some of my Open Source Software stuff, most notably to start with are my svn-wrapper scripts which can be found http://www.eaglescrag.net/oss/ right now!

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So I've had a good weekend but for some reason I'm sitting here feeling more down than I've felt in a long time.


Had the good fortune to have my godson and his parents come visit for a couple days. He has gotten big, and very drooly ;-) He's walking and nigh talking now. He's insanely smart, after randomly hitting buttons on my stereo system he honstly started figuring it out, and understanding what he was doing, and by stereo system I mean the entire audiotron, tv, dvd, hifi system. The kid is smart, end of story.


Example: His parents bought him one of those battery powered Eeyore toys, it does stuff and is battery powered. On his own he figured out that when Eeyore runs down to go get batteries (he grabbed two for this story), Find the screw driver (he picked the right one out) and unscrew the back panel and replace the batteries. Admittedly he was a battery short of restoring Eeyore, but he was halfway through the screw before he was cought.


He was fun to have around though, and me being the evil human being I am, spoiled him :-D. He got his quattro (1-3yr old legos) blocks and his Baby Gund Girrafe and was running around playing with them like a mad man! Wandered around Jordan Creek Mall a bit with them, obviously since we ate at the cheesecake factory, and he ended up ridding up on my shoulders most of the time. Those were the times I was like "dude I really do like kids! I want some someday!"


The times when I realized kids are evil was this morning when he woke me up at an ungodly hour. The only thing saving his life was he was cute, and I realized that the only thing preventing parents from killing and possibly eating their children at an early age is they are cute, and we as adults are pre-programmed to not kill that kind of cute. (Mark obviously roled a nat 20 for his charisma roll, with an obvious baby bonus of +20 and cuteness bonus of +20)


I've been a bum the rest of the day. Work is going down the tracks at the typical breakneck pace, the end is in sight I just need to survive long enough to get to the lull and catch my breath. Stage 1 goes live this next week, and stage 2 goes live in a couple of weeks (though of note we haven't even really laid the new code neccisary for stage 2, WHEEEEE!) So to bed with me so I might sleep!

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Waking from a long winters nap


*Yawns awake* ok so I bought the bed, fell asleep and I swear it's only half past noon right? On WHAT day? Man did --> I <-- oversleep!


Not a lot to report really, work is going completely insane (we have 4 new sections of the giant app going live next week and another 8 much smaller portions going live in about a month) so I have been working my tail bone off. It's been stressful, it's been long, it's been insane but I'm looking forward to getting it all done and getting a much quieter pace for a little bit. Huzzah!


I'm seriously sitting here trying to think of whats been going on that might be of any interest to everyone, and there isn't much really. Bought some more decorative art things for my apartment so it doesn't quite seem to baren (I'll get pictures up of the stuff some time, it's really very nice). Co-worker gave me an amoire, it's a pretty nice armoire though doesn't quite match the style of furniture I would go for but it's storage and I've needed storage so it's been put to good use. Read some good books (Nemisis by Issac Asimov) which was first rate. Got killed twice in one night in D&D the other night and get to make a nice ubber character.


Worried about software patents in Europe (someone prevent that insanity please!), watched some movies (saw Kill Bill I & II which I must say are VERY weird movies, not bad just very over the top), hung out in Madison with Brian & Kathleen and the whole crew up in Madison (truely you guys rock I need to come hang out up there more often!), bought my brother and myself passes to Gencon and we are both looking forward to that.


I DID hear through the grapevine that Karl that bum up in Boston might be getting married! He needs to call me back and let me know whats going on, das bum! And my godson is coming to visit with Pat & Sam this weekend so it's all good


There really isn't a lot to report, I'm decent, I'm tired and I think it's bedtime ;-)

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I'm not sure whether to be giddy, or just plain insane. I've been riding one of the strangest high that I've ever ridden...


I figure I'm insane ;-)


I bought a freaking bed! No more air mattress for me! woohoo!


Sadly the experience of buying it was not as pleasant as I could have liked, but Sears will be hearing more from me on the subject


but I bought a mattress :-D yay sleep, sleep is good mmmmm sleep!

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Happy New Year Everyone! May this year bring us all happiness, peace, love and understanding!


ok I'm going to bed now ;-)

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